“IT WAS LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY. A WHITE BABY.”
Said the rapist after being arrested. Jonathan Cardigan, a serial rapist was arrested after over 10 rapes that he said was made easy by simply inviting women to his van by promising them free Starbucks coffee coupons.
“THEM LATTES WITH FRENCH VANILLA LIKE AN APHRODISIAC TO WHITE B*TCHES” – RAPIST”
Jonathan says if he does it all over again he would choose Nutella so he could use it as a lubricant too.